Ordinary Gweilo

It's not big and it's not clever, it's just a Brit in Hong Kong writiing (mainly) about Hong Kong

End of season dinner

FOLLOWING RECENT RESULTS YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE

MANCHESTER UNITED END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE

(being held early due to unforeseen circumstances)

Menu

Main course
Humble pie
Lancashire hotch-potch
Tim Howard’s Porto catch of the day

Dessert
Hard Cheese
Sour Grapes

Wine
L’urine de Rio, Carrington 2003
(a hard-to-swallow sample vintage)

Guest speakers
Kevin Keegan
Arsene Wenger

Please note that the club’s European Tour scheduled for April and May has been cancelled.

[Thanks to Jim for sending it to me – not sure where it came from originally, but there about 50 million suspects in the UK.]

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