I’ve been wondering where Simon had gone, and now I think I’ve figured it out.
On Monday he took part in the cheese-rolling event in Gloucestershire. On Tuesday he popped over to Paris to watch Tim Henman win his quarter-final in the French Open, and tonight he has a secret assignation with Helen in London.
Did you see that cheese-rolling nonsense on the TV news? I think it’s all a conspiracy to make Brits look daft. As for Tim Henman, all I can say is that he is in the finest tradition of English tennis players, and it’s bound to end in tears.
Ordinary Gweilo 
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