Ordinary Gweilo

From a rather splendid calendar I have been given.  This is about the pig:

Character: Noble and chivalrous.  Your friends will be lifelong, yet you are prone to marital stress.  Avoid other pigs.  Marry a rabbit or a sheep

Career: You easily get into arguments with your colleagues, yet you always win.  You should keep a low profile to avoid extreme ups and downs.

Romance: Relationships are unstable and unpredictable.  Stay calm.

Excellent advice, I think.  More to follow.