Ordinary Gweilo

In the Barrels, Shooting & Fish department, we have this latest "sponsored feature" in the Sunday Post, demonstrating that it’s not necessary to write adverts in English:

In a breakthrough innovation for the concept of Suzuki cars successful integration into innovative thinking, pioneering global strategy of the model range, the orientation of successful launch since 2005 Grand Vitara, Swift and SX4 to be more clearly revealed.  All car enthusiasts welcomed by the lead Suzuki promoted to the three major brands, significant sales growth plus received numerous awards.

Or to put it another way – we sold more vehicles than those losers at Mazda and Nissan, but we couldn’t be bothered to hire a copywriter who knew English.