• You may have read that Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband Chris Martin have decided to call their new baby Apple Blythe Alison Martin. This has caused quite a lot of comment in various newspapers (in the UK, at least).

    The name Apple is a little unusual, but there’s nothing particularly odd about it, and they certainly aren’t going to outdo Paul Yates with names like that! Blythe and Alison are the names of the baby’s two grandmothers, incidentally.

    The reason this story caught my attention was that there actually two Apples in the office where I work. Yes, people, not fruit or newspapers, before you ask. Where Hong Kong leads, international showbiz stars follow.

    Update: The Sun has picked up on this story and packed in as many fruit puns as possible. They have also found a lady called Apple Chua, who says that “she suffered vicious playground teasing in Tooting, South London” because of her name. In spite of having what sounds like a Chinese name, they claim that she is “originally from Thailand, where the name is common”. I’ll have to bow to the superior knowledge of certain other HK bloggers, who will probably know whether this is true or not.

  • The government has announced plans for a new bridge linking Cheung Sha Wan to Tsing Yi. This will eventually form part of “Route 8” from Sha Tin to the airport, the first section of which is already under construction, and the last part of which (Tsing Ma bridge to the airport) has been open for about 6 years.

    This will presumably relieve congestion on the old Tai Po Road and through the Shing Mun tunnel, at least temporarily. According to Jake van der Kamp in the SCMP, the government is claiming that it will cut journey times from Sha Tin to the airport from one hour to 25 minutes, but that is definitely over-stating the benefits. There is already a perfectly good route from Sha Tin to the airport, especially since they built the Tsing Yi North Coastal Road (from Tsing Yi North to the Tsing Ma Bridge) a couple of years back, and it shouldn’t take more than 35-40 minutes unless traffic is very bad. At best, I reckon the new road will cut the journey time by 10 minutes.

    The problem with all road improvements is that you are fighting a battle you cannot win. As soon as you build or improve roads more people will use them, and delays will start to increase again. At this point some drivers will give up and go back to public transport. The difficulty here is that the delays also affect buses, minibuses and taxis, which is why Ken Livingstone decided to introduce the ‘Congestion Charge’ in London. It has been very effective in reducing traffic and allowing buses to reach their destinations more quickly, and he is planning further investment to increase bus services. Food for thought, maybe?

  • Henry rightly pointed out that Cable TV cunningly give you free channels when they replace (or first install) your cable box and then they take them away again almost immediately, hoping that you will be tempted to pay them large amounts of money in order to watch Sri Lanka beating a park team from Zimbabwe.

    Not always true, however. In London I had cable TV and they perioidically ran free trials of the Sky movie channels in the hope of persuading you to sign up. Something went wrong, though, and they forgot to switch the channels off at the end of the trial. I kept expecting the channels to disappear (or a bill to arrive), but this happy state of affairs carried on for many months (if not years).

    Eventually I felt so guilty about getting free stuff from Mr Murdoch that I subscribed to the wretched channels. No, not true. In fact, it got to the point where their pricing was such that if you wanted the sports channels you could add the movie channels for a nominal sum, and that is what I did. An honest man again.

    Not as good as Chandler and Joey getting free porn, but not bad. Sadly, Hong Kong Cable TV seem to be better organized, and the free channels duly disappeared almost immediately. I was quite getting used to switching on to Animal Planet and watching hundreds of red crabs crossing the road and getting run over.

  • Today’s SCMP Technology supplement has a small piece about the blog awards controversy, quoting from Phil’s comments on the subject. The journalist (Neil Taylor) is sympathetic to Phil’s argument, but of course by running the story he is also giving publicity to the ‘other’ awards.

    Meanwhile, I notice that Giles from Sweet Chariots has taken to calling himself ‘english’. What’s this – has the name Giles suddenly lost its appeal?

    Anyway, whatever he is calling himself these days, he is struggling with his laptop. Amazingly, he seems to have been sending and receiving emails, surfing the Internet, and downloading naughty illegal MP3s, all without having anti-virus software installed. So, no great surprise that his laptop was packed full of viruses and eventually stopped working. 298 Computer Centre to the rescue, and I think the guy there couldn’t quite believe the mess!

  • There’s a good piece in today’s Standard about the perils of being a pedestrian in Hong Kong:

    Poor urban planning has turned “world class” Hong Kong into a “pedestrian-hostile city”, which last year led to the deaths of 202 people, says a Hong Kong University professor. “There are more people on public transport here in Hong Kong than anywhere else in the world”, Bill Barron, associate professor at the Hong Kong University’s Centre of Urban Planning and Environmental Management, said.

    “That makes most of us pedestrians. Ironically, very little attention is paid to that”, he said. “Whenever the government has to make a choice between people and vehicles, it always prioritises vehicles”.

    It has to be said that there are several areas of Hong Kong which are relatively good from the pedestrian point of view. It is possible to get around much of the Sheung Wan/Central/Wan Chai area by walking through shopping centres and using pedestrian bridges, though it does rather which direction you want to go.

    Likewise, places such as Tsuen Wan, Tuen Mun and Sha Tin have vast networks of inter-connected shopping centres, though it is very easy to get totally lost, and frustrating when you can see somewhere at street level but no apparent way to get there!

    In much of the rest of Hong Kong you have to take pot luck. There are sometimes reasonably pleasant walkways (and cycle routes) by the side of the road, but equally there are places where barriers have been built to prevent you crossing the road at street level and the bridges have no cover against rain or sun. Obviously it is tempting to try to cross the road even though you are not supposed to do so.

    Poor urban planning encourages jaywalking, which is a root cause of many city accidents – and rocketing government compensation payouts. “Hong Kong is simply a pedestrian-hostile city”, Barron said.

    I’m not sure that I’d agree that Hong Kong is a pedestrian-hostile city. Almost every city in the world has the same problem of trying to reconcile the needs of motorists and pedestrians, and there aren’t any easy answers. In London, the ‘congestion charge’ has cut traffic and Trafalgar Square is now a much safer place to walk, but the problem is much bigger than that. In Hong Kong, the closure of several streets in Causeway Bay (at certain times of the day) has been a success, and the new network of tunnels in Tsim Sha Tsui will make that area more pleasant.

    There is something of a dilemma here (as Bill Barron points out), in that although car owners are a minority in Hong Kong, most of us do use the roads – as passengers in buses, minibuses and taxis. The drivers of the latter two forms of transport must represent the greatest threat to pedestrians (I have lost count of the number of times I have watched taxis in particular go through red lights at pedestrian crossings). The sheer number of buses is also a problem in some places, and poor planning has created a further problem where buses are forced to cut across several lanes to reach bus stops.

    One small bonus in Hong Kong is that we don’t have many cyclists, and most of them (wisely) stick to the dedicated cycle paths. Cyclists may complain about car drivers, but pedestrians live in fear of cyclists!

    According to The Standard, pedestrians do sometimes get prosecuted:

    In the first three months of this year, 3,600 jaywalkers faced prosecution and another 15,000 were given verbal cautions. The fine for jaywalking is between HK$500 and HK$1,000 – less than that for a litterbug.

    The funniest country for this is Germany. A few years ago I had the misfortune to spend a week working in Bonn, a sleepy town that was then the capital. A group of us were walking along in the evening and came to a junction which had a pedestrian crossing. As there was absolutely no traffic anywhere to be seen, we crossed the road without waiting for the lights to change. This prompted a local woman to remonstrate loudly with us for being so undisciplined. That’s Germany for you!

  • Cable TV have finally got round to converting our estate to their digital service.  No advance warning, though – a guy phoned up and said he would be coming in half an hour to change the convertor box, which he did, and it took him about five minutes to complete the job.   

    Disappointingly, the picture quality is no better, but you do get an electronic channel guide – though it currently only includes about half the channels.  It also allows you to select the audio track, for the 1% of the population who don’t have NICAM on their TV. 

    The main difference is that we now have a few additional channels (5 from Discovery, Channel News Asia, Zee TV, the cricket and ice hockey channels, porn, and a few other odds and ends).  The cricket channel is a mind-boggling HK$340 per month, though the coverage does seem to be quite good (and very comprehensive), but I can’t see how I could possibly watch enough of it to justify that price.  The Discovery channels are a more reasonable HK$45 per month for the set, but a random sampling suggests that programs are repeated quite frequently!  Next challenge is to persuade my son that nature programmes are better than the Cartoon Network. 

    I’m still waiting for hard disk video recorders to come down to a reasonable price.  Pioneer have a new combined HDD and DVD recorder, but it’s still a rather lump HK$7999.  I thought I saw a Philips machine that was cheaper than that, but I must have imagined it because I can’t find it on the Internet or in the shop where I thought I saw it.  Must be going mad, then.   

  • With apologies to non-football fans, here is someone (a Huddersfield Town fan, I assume) having some fun at the expense of Leeds fans. I worked with a Leeds fan who was very full of himself when they were doing well, and now it’s payback time!

    "Leeds, Leeds, Leeds, we are Leeds" as they used to say.

  • This week we are mainly…celebrating the 25th anniversary of Margaret Thatcher becoming British Prime Minister.

    No-one could dispute that her time in office changed Britain: tax rates are lower, trade unions have lost most of their power, and privatisation has shifted the balance from public to private sector – and there is no prospect of any of those changes being reversed in the forseeable future. Also, Britain has moved closer to having what amounts to a presidential system, individual MPs are now controlled to a much greater extent by the party machines, and ‘spin’ has become a fact of life, three trends that were set in motion by Margaret Thatcher.

    Britain was in a fairly poor way in 1979, and whilst it is possible to imagine other scenarios in which things could have improved significantly, there is no denying that the British success story of the last 25 years can be traced back to the changes that were made by the Thatcher government – and the way that Tony Blair has built on that legacy rather than trying to change very much. Gordon Brown’s first major decision as chancellor was to handover control of interest rates to the Bank of England, something that you would have expected a Tory chancellor to do. Thatcher’s legacy still lives on today.

    One of the intriguing things about Margaret Thatcher is that it is easy to imagine circumstances in which she could have failed to become leader in 1975, or having become leader could have a lost a General Election in 1978 and lost the leadership, or having become Prime Minister could have lost in 1983 before introducing the radical policies for which she is now famous.

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  • The Standard provides official confirmation that Cable TV has won the rights to the English Premier League starting next season, though there seems to be some dispute about the amount that Cable TV paid.

    They will be showing more matches, at least in part because there will be games at 12.30 and 5.15 (UK time) each Saturday, meaning that they will be able to show 3 or 4 games live on Saturday, 2 on Sunday and 1 on Monday (well, Tuesday morning).

    I had an email from someone who was concerned about the English commentary, but I imagine that this will be the same as it was when Cable TV last had the rights. The rights include English commentary from an experienced team of commentators based in the UK, and this is what ESPN/Star Sports has been using (supplemented with commentary from Sky Sports for selected games). I fully expect Cable TV to continue to provide this, alongside a Cantonese commentary if you like to hear people getting slightly hysterical (in best Jonathan Pierce style). What we will lose is the pre-game and post-game analysis that ESPN currently offers.

    Shares in i-Cable fell on this news. The obvious question is whether football is the ‘silver bullet’ in the same way that it was for Sky in the UK. This seems like largely a defensive move because there are now alternatives to cable TV that are cheaper (depending upon which channels you want), and it’s hard to see cable TV gaining many extra subscribers because of the EPL rights, especially because they currently have exclusive rights to ESPN and Star Sports.

  • Companies sending spam grow ever more ingenious in their attempts to persuade to read their stupid messages. In the last few days I have received a few emails that appear to be completely blank (no sender, no recipient, no subject). I deleted most of them but then opened one out of curiosity, and it is indeed spam. Is this supposed to defeat spam filters?

    Meanwhile, I was posting comments here this afternoon, and was surprised to receive this message:

    In an effort to combat malicious comment posting by scripts, I’ve enabled a feature that requires a weblog commenter to wait a short amount of time before being able to post again. Please try to post your comment again in a short while. Thanks for your patience.

    All this for $8.95 a month, but I do have to ask whether “commenter” is a real word. In a similar vein, did you know that if you try to use your Octopus card on the same minibus twice within a certain period of time it gets rejected? Even if you go somewhere and then come back again (as I did recently). Bit too clever for its own good, I fear. Like my own blog preventing me from posting comments…

    I’ve been trying out Blogjet (following a tip-off by the Geeky Kaiser), but it’s still unable to put the correct date and time on Typepad posts, and randomly publishes draft posts. Not good, and the current beta version expires soon and there’s no sign of a new one*, so it may be on its way out. It’s a good idea, but making it compatible with all the different blogging systems is proving quite a challenge. Plus, Typepad have recently made it a lot easier to includes pictures, which was one reason I was trying Blogjet.

    [*UPDATE: BlogJet has ended beta testing and issued a new release, but they haven’t fixed the problem with dates and times on posts]