• If you are looking forward to Euro 2004 in Portugal this summer, you might be interested in this Excel spreadsheet that has all the fixtures and automatically updates the league tables and shows you who has qualified for the knock-out stage.

    Thanks to Jim for sending it to me, but it appears to be the work of someone called Adam Bowie.

    UPDATE: I have received some requests for the passwords that protect this spreadsheet. I suggest you try AAAAAABBAAB7 (Tools/Protection/Unprotect Sheet).

    It turns out that Adam Bowie wrote the original spreadsheet and it was then adapted by persons unknown for Euro 2004. Also, the method for deciding places between two teams who are level on points is wrong! More details here.

    You can find another similar spreadsheet here and the official UEFA version here.

  • One of my favourite features of the SCMP used to be the idiotic letters they often published. Sometimes just plain barmy (Simon Patkin), sometimes meaningless drivel. Nowadays they seem to have cut back on this, and I have to rely on blogs for that kind of thing. Or the letters column of China Daily.

    This letter, from someone in Singapore about ‘1 Country, 2 Systems’ is a gem. Muddled thinking and insults for anyone who doesn’t agree with the official party line.

    Szeto Wah in his mid-seventies is a Christian, probably indoctrinated about the evils of communism by the Church, and hence a distaste and dislike for PRC. […] What is so reprehensible about China putting Martin Lee and Szeto Wah under sedition law or treason? Would it not be that Singapore is anti-communist and China is communist?

    Maybe it would not. It never ceases to amaze me that the socialist republic of Singapore is perceived as being a bastion of free enterprise when the government controls so much of the economy. At least China is moving in the opposite direction by selling off many state-owned firms.

    It’s an interesting argument that the democrats are against China because they fear communism. Does that imply that China has plans to introduce communism in Hong Kong? As I said, muddled thinking.

    Wait – there’s more stupidity:

    Finally, it was easy to drum up ‘10%’ of the populace to come out if the population was some six million. Out of the ‘500,000’ how many were the curious and unintentional shoppers and people going about their normal daily activities.

    Making comments like that got Tsang Yok-sing (the ex-leader of the DAB) in hot water. Hundreds of thousands of people queued up for several hours just to join the march, and when even the police say that there were 500,000 people taking part the chances are that there actually substantially more than that. Anyone who thinks that the people gave up a public holiday to walk (or stand) in the hot sun for several hours just for fun is very obviously deluding themselves. Or perhaps that’s what China Daily is all about.

  • Yesterday, Phil reported on his expedition to buy pirate software. Today, Jake van der Kamp’s column in the SCMP argues that the goverrnment should ignore requests from foreign companies to enforce anti-piracy laws. This has prompted both Conrad and Simon to have had a bit of fun at the SCMP’s expense by reprinting the article, in breach of the newspaper’s copyright. In the unlikely event that anyone missed the hilarious irony of this, Conrad rammed the point home in a comment on Simon’s site.

    Phil’s account of his trip to buy pirate software in Wan Chai is interesting because it highlights the point that life has been made more difficult for these operators, but yet they are still in business. Phil is very careful to stress that all the software on his PC is legitimate and paid-for, and that he has no intention of installing the software he bought in Wan Chai. However, he has still paid money to the pirates, regardless of what he does with the CD!

    Phil’s conclusion is the same as Simon’s (and Conrad’s, I think), namely that this is a bad thing and ought to be stopped:

    The bottom line is it is still far too easy to get this stuff in Hong Kong. And for people who want Office 2003 getting a fully working set of disks for HK$100 instead of HK$3000 is far to difficult to resist.

    The point is that people do resist the temptation, and Microsoft and others are still very much in business. I have purchased my copies of Windows, Office, etc. legitimately and even pay for upgrades. Most medium-size and large businesses pay for licences for the software they use. If a few (mainly smaller) companies and some individual users install pirated software or illegal copies ‘borrowed’ from legitimate users, how much does Microsoft suffer? Ironically, they may actually benefit from it – if people who won’t pay for Microsoft software ‘steal’ it instead, that leaves very little room for competitors who might otherwise be able to sell to that market.

    As for the companies who sell luxury goods, about whom Jake van der Kamp was complaining, I believe that a similar argument applies. How many people decide against buying an expensive brand-name watch or handbag because a cheap copy is available? Not many, I submit. If you can afford the real thing you will still want to have it (though you may buy fakes as well, just for fun). If you can’t afford the real thing, then who has lost out?

    For luxury goods, surely the ultimate insult is to be ignored by the people who make fakes. The existence of fakes is an indicator that your product is desirable.

    Of course it should be illegal to sell fake products, but the question that has to be asked is how the police and customs should deploy their limited resources. Many illegal things happen every day, and the police cannot stop all of them. When making these choices, the guiding principle ought to be the amount of harm that is done, and on that basis I have to agree with Jake van der Kamp that the Hong Kong government should ignore the pressure from foreign companies.

  • I hate to miss out on things, and after having had a fax at home for several years I have finally started receiving junk faxes, at present just two pages each time (in the middle of the night). This is mildly annoying because it wastes my paper and ink, but thankfully it hasn’t woken me up (so far) or made me worry who is calling, unlike BWG.

    This was mentioned in Technology Post last week, and PCCW suggested that (as well as reporting the offenders in the normal way) you could subscribe to their “block the blocker” service. Two problems with this – the first is that you have to pay PCCW for this service, and the second is that it presumably blocks international calls as well (since they do not have a caller id). Since I do (admittedly very rarely) want to receive faxes from overseas this seems like a serious drawback. Of course, the low-tech solution is to switch off the fax at night – or I suppose the high-tech option is to use fax software and check incoming faxes before printing them.

    I wonder if Bill Gates has a solution for this?

  • This tale from Shaky reminds me of something similar that happened to me.

    A while back my idiot boss (based in another Asian country) sent an email to all her staff in the region advising them of their bonuses. Thinking she was clever, she pasted the appropriate figure from an Excel spreadsheet into each email and then sent them out. I thought it looked odd and sure enough it was possible to open the whole spreadsheet and see everyone’s bonus figures.

    I saved my boss from further embarassment by letting her know what she had done, and the IT people then swung into action (with uncharacteristic speed) to delete the offending emails before anyone else had a chance to see the figures.

    In a similar vein, I have also been sent Excel spreadsheets with some cells hidden and ‘locked’ to prevent me seeing some confidential information, but they are pathetically easy to crack open.

    Going back to Shaky’s story, it is extremely easy to select the wrong email group or person. I have seen several examples of this – a junior employee who had a similar name to a senior manager (in another country) was sent several emails not intended for him; my idiot boss sent a number of sensitive emails to “all staff” rather than “all managers”; and another email from another company that was mistakenly copied to a colleague of mine, hence revealing the other company’s strategy in a fairly bitter business dispute.

  • Fumier, a Hong Kong lawyer, expresses surprise at being sent a copy of Hong Kong Lawyer magazine (and reports that he appears in one of the photographs published in the self-same magazine).

    Now you can call me stupid if you like, but I’d have thought that the publishers of that magazine had pretty much scored a direct hit by sending a copy of their magazine to a Hong Kong lawyer. If Fumier had received a copy of “Filipino Deep Sea Fisherman” or “Australian Sheep Farmer” that would be a little strange. And a great deal more interesting…

  • This is an interesting and very positive view of Hong Kong, from the Toronto Star:

    “Here,” explains leading Hong Kong architect Rocco Yim, “the end product must contribute to the working of the city. The idea is to enable people to get from one part of the city to another, preferably through your project. A building becomes part of the public domain.”

    Hong Kong embarked on its highrise campaign in the mid-1950s in response to a devastating fire that swept through a refugee camp. The first residential skyscrapers were primitive structures that offered minimal privacy and shared facilities.

    Since then, however, the Hong Kong housing development has evolved into a highly sophisticated arrangement of enormous towers — 60 to 72 storeys — set on a vast podium crammed full of shops, restaurants and other amenities.

    Worth a read!

  • Every now and then when I am going about my normal business in Hong Kong, I am approached by students armed with notebooks and voice recorders.

    They politely and hesitantly enquire whether they can ask me a few questions in English, to assist them with their studies.  No, they don’t want to know my opinion on the importance of patriotism, or the limited availability of decent cheese in Hong Kong, but instead want to know where I live, how long I have lived there, and how often I visit the shopping centre where we are all standing.  I give them suitably bland replies, they giggle a bit and thank me for my time, and it’s all finished. 

    All part of life’s rich tapestry, I suppose.

  • I suppose that publishing this stuff makes me feel a certain obligation to read a reasonable selection of what my peers are writing.

    On a good day it gives me inspiration, but on a bad day I sometimes wonder what this is all about.  It’s easy to conclude that we (Hong Kong bloggers) are a miserable bunch of foreigners always finding fault with this city and the people who live in it.  Does anyone really want to spend their time reading about how Hong Kong people annoy foreigners by standing on moving walkways or escalators or simultaneously pushing both ‘up’ and ‘down’ buttons to call the lift, or any of the other minor indiscretions that so upset various bloggers? 

    If this stuff was acutely observed or very amusing that would be another thing, but apart from Hemlock (who keeps it brief and writes entertainingly) most of it reminds me of being acosted by a misanthropic bore who thinks you might want to listen to his view of the world (or more likely is just grateful to find someone who will listen).

    Talking of pub bores, I think I may be starting to sound like George Adams.  Time to stop.

  • Spotted today in Nathan Road – a rather large Chinese gentleman driving furiously round a corner in a Rolls Royce. Hardly the under-stated elegance that Mr Rolls and Mr Royce were striving to achieve when they started manufacturing motor cars…