Ordinary Gweilo

It's not big and it's not clever, it's just a Brit in Hong Kong writiing (mainly) about Hong Kong

  • Recently, I have become rather bad at reading Hong Kong blogs.  Mainly it’s sheer laziness, but the problem is that there are just too many of them, and having got them all set up in an RSS reader it’s all too easy to check half a dozen and overlook the rest.

    Which is a pity, because there is some good stuff out there.  And, no, Mr Fumier, I don’t mean you.

    For example, Learning Cantonese had a rather long post about the problems faced by the pan-democrats.  This is what I meant when I said that the biggest obstacle to democracy in Hong Kong is our political parties – it’s so easy to find fault with all of them. 

    First of all, the pro-democrats are, and have always been, a bunch of strange bedfellows united by a single issue. There have always been cracks, economic fissures, in Hong Kong’s pro-democracy alliance. (Just as there are strange bedfellows, indeed, among the pro-Beijing camp). Strip away the eloquent philosophy, and what does a wealthy guy like London-educated Democratic party barrister Martin Lee have in common with a humble schoolteacher activist like democracy’s great uncle Szeto Wah?  Fear of Beijing has been enough to cement the pro-Democrats together for a decade, as solidly as Tito held Yugoslavia.

    There’s also a reference to a book which I think I need to read.

    Ten years after the 1997 handover, Hong Kong’s battle lines are changing. The people, and the politicians of Hong Kong have begun to focus less on Beijing, and more on the enemy within–the collusion between home-grown tycoons and a government that exercises almost unlimited control over the city’s wealth and development. (The way this system works to choke Hong Kong’s economic growth and initiative is very ably explained by Alice Poon in her great book, and by my buddy Hemlock, in his.).

    This led me to something else I had overlooked – an article by Alice Poon in Asia Sentinel:

    Hong Kong’s proposed new competition law barely scratches the surface and leaves the oligarchs pretty much alone

    Hong Kong is about to get a law sometime later this year designed to regulate competition in an economy that has always prided itself on being red in fang and claw. But don’t look for much substance. The oligarchs of Hong Kong have always been largely exempt from the hard scramble of real competition and the powers that be are making sure that the final law is going to be more form than substance ‑  no review mechanisms for the control of mergers and acquisitions, no criminal sanctions and no consumer protection provisions.

    Although this is a city famously regarded as a territory of free marketeers, that is largely a false perception perpetrated by right-wing American think-tanks which consistently declare Hong Kong to be a paragon of competitiveness. What the libertarian think tanks measure are free ports with low-tariff regimes and fully convertible currencies. In Hong Kong, taxes are low, government is small, trade is free and business, credit and labor markets are fully deregulated.

    But the fact is that Hong Kong’s trading companies, particularly Hutchison Whampoa and Jardine Matheson, operate a duopoly that stifles competition in supermarkets, petrol stations and drug store chains. In the late 1990s, the oligarchs, aided by government policy, famously drove Carrefour, the French retailer, out of town and put an end to any chance of so-called big-box retailers like Wal-Mart or COSTCO that would save consumers money and give them choice.

    And, of course, if you search for a review of Alice Poon’s book you will find one by Hemlock.  Who has his own book out now – and what’s the betting that the "friendly journalist" who interviewed him on his website is the same person who interviewed him for Slate?  Yes, the blogger behind Learning Cantonese, Daisann McLane.

    Incidentally, it rather amused me (and maybe nobody else) that Hemlock’s book is published by Chameleon Press, who also published several of Nury Vittachi’s books.  Or perhaps Hemlock and Peter Gordon (the boss of Chameleon Press) now have something in common.

  • Donald Trump was not impressed when one contestant on Series 6 announced that he wanted to quit rather than hang around and probably get fired.  Apparently Trump doesn’t like quitters.

    Except that when NBC’s Autumn schedule was announced and The Apprentice was nowhere to be seen, Donald Trump quit the show before he could be fired. 

    The move to Los Angeles always looked like a desperate attempt to boost the ratings, but apparently it didn’t come off – though NBC say that no final decision had been made, and they might have added the show to the schedule later.

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  • The Guardian has a story about Jimmy Lai (The voice of Hong Kong – free registration required):

    His business products are easy to find on the streets – the Chinese-language Apple Daily newspaper, the weekly Next Magazine, and stablemates Easy Finder and Sudden Weekly.

    Jimmy Lai is that rare character in the wealthy Asian business elite – a successful media tycoon with a passion for talking about democracy as "a moral imperative".

    His publications are famous for bringing a new low to local reporting style, splashing blood and sex across their pages; his editorials are consistently in favour of universal suffrage for Hong Kong people.

    [..]

    Born in 1948, in southern China, Lai arrived in Hong Kong aged 12 by the then classic route of a fishing boat. He taught himself English, started doing odd jobs in a glove factory and gradually built up capital to invest.

    When Lai launched Apple Daily in 1995, the fervour he generated was immense. He injected frantic competition into an already crowded market of more than 30 daily Chinese-language newspapers. "The newspapers are driven by Jimmy. We’re a company that’s driven by Jimmy. Jimmy Lai is Next Media. Jimmy is our Richard Branson," says Simon.

    He once owned the Giordano clothing chain, a rare example of a home-grown fashion brand, but resigned so as not to impede the company’s progress on the mainland. However, when he ventured into an effort to break the stranglehold of two major business groups in Hong Kong, he came a cropper.

    That venture, called adMart, aimed to offer an alternative to Hong Kong’s Park’n’Shop and Wellcome supermarkets, owned by two of the largest conglomerates: the Hutchison Whampoa group of Asia’s richest man Li Ka-shing, and Jardine Matheson respectively. Lai claims the feud between him and Li is all one-way, from Li’s side. His papers, meanwhile, gobble up scandal involving the tycoons, and have run investigative pieces that directly hit the interests of Matheson and Li.

    "We are very bitter enemies because if you have an independent media, you tend to offend those tycoons and all the tycoons think they can dictate a lot of things because they’re so powerful, and sometimes they find they cannot do that and they get really mad," says Lai.

    With adMart, vengeance was swift. Suppliers were threatened with loss of business if they supplied Lai’s internet delivery scheme, and adMart died. "AdMart was a failure, it was a stupid idea, a failure," admits Lai.

    It’s misleading to imply that they were out to clobber Jimmy Lai because of his politics – the two main supermarket chains managed to drive Carrefour out of Hong Kong with similar tactics.  Anyway, he was probably doomed to failure regardless – the reality was that it simply wasn’t possible to make make money delivering cut-price cases of Coca-Cola to homes and offices around Hong Kong.  Countless other similar schemes around the world (e.g. Webvan) also failed for similar reasons, and these days (in Hong Kong as in the rest of the world), it is the established retailers who offer online ordering and home delivery.

    Independent pro-democracy lawmaker Emily Lau, who is a former journalist, has described Apple Daily as independent but shallow. One media analyst, asking not to be named, said that Lai’s firm stand for democracy in past years was of course to be admired, but that he was a "slippery fish", his publishing empire was going nowhere, and Lai was wasting his energies without a clear vision for tackling future challenges.

    "Oh yeah, and that’s why he’s taken over Taiwan media? He’s taken Taiwan by storm. This is not someone at a dead end," counters Jake van der Kamp, the most widely read business analyst in Hong Kong.

    I suppose the question is where he can go after Taiwan, assuming he wants to expand internationally.  But maybe he doesn’t.

  • Hong Kong is not ready for democracy, according to the chairman of the DAB (Fury at DAB chief’s Tiananmen tirade – subscription required):

    Hong Kong will not be ready for universal suffrage until around 2022 because the people lack national identity and many still believe there was a massacre in Tiananmen Square in 1989, the leader of the main pro-Beijing party said yesterday.

    In remarks that drew immediate condemnation from the pan-democratic camp, the chairman of the Democratic Alliance for the Betterment and Progress of Hong Kong, Ma Lik, said local students had not received proper "national education" since the handover and many still "care nothing" about the mainland.

    He said one example to show Hong Kong society was not mature was people’s belief that pro-democracy activists were "massacred" in Tiananmen Square in 1989.

    "We should not say the Communist Party massacred people on June 4. I never said that nobody was killed, but it was not a massacre," Mr Ma told a media gathering less than three weeks before the 18th anniversary of the bloody crackdown on protesting students. "A massacre would mean the Communist Party intentionally killed people with machine guns indiscriminately."

    Interesting to note that the SCMP itself has been criticized in the past for referring to the "Tiananmen incident" as if it were a minor disturbance in which a few people got slightly hurt.

    Mr Ma, who is not known as an outspoken hard-core leftist, said universal suffrage could not be introduced before the public adopted "heart-felt" patriotism.

    Although his views drew a strong reaction, he said they had actually moderated from those he previously held. "In the past I have said universal suffrage should be introduced in 2047. Now I think it is appropriate to introduce [it] around 2022 because by then, hopefully, half a generation would have gone through the new national awareness education."

    Mr Ma said that "consciously or unconsciously" Hong Kong people were resisting the idea that the Communist Party was the ruling party of "our sovereign state" and were trying to draw a line between themselves and the party. "It is difficult to push for [universal suffrage] under these conditions." He said the Hong Kong government should take action to educate teachers about what happened at Tiananmen Square.

    The biggest problem with democracy is that you never quite know how people will vote, and it works so much better if people are "educated" to vote correctly.  I believe they do this quite successfully in Singapore (amongst other places).

    Or maybe the biggest obstacle to democracy in Hong Kong is that we don’t have any political parties worth supporting…

    [More here if you can’t read the SCMP story]

  • Yes, it’s that time of year again when you need to dress up warm – when you’re in the office:

    Today in Hong Kong, the temperature reached about 30 degrees Celsius. Inside our Central office, I wore a woollen sweater to keep warm. The aircon thermostats were turned down in some places as low as 10 degrees — though that frostiness is over-stated because of the whole faulty system. In balmy, stinking hot, near-on-summer Hong Kong, I still managed to be shivering at my desk.

    And snivelling. The sudden and unpredictable temperature changes are fucking up my body. I now have a cold, which is making it hard to sleep and harder to concentrate.

    And it’s not that I haven’t tried to bring the office room temperatures up to a sane level. But each time I turn that dial to 25 — the recommended level by the government, and one not prone to release such tremendous volumes of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere — someone (usually a jacket-wearing weakling from sales) turns it back down.

    I went to see the doctor recently (ka-ching – here are five small bags of pills) and it was freezing cold in the waiting room.  Why do they do that?  Perhaps it’s a way of drumming up more business…

    My theory on this is that the simplest solution would be to re-design aircons so that they provide better ventilation without needing to set the temperature so low.

  • In week 7 of The Apprentice (the Alan Sugar one), hapless Adam was desperately seeking Nigella seeds. 

    I had no idea about Nigella seeds either, but Google does.  Apparently it is against the rules to use the Internet, but surely if you called someone you know who has a computer, they could check and give you the information, couldn’t they?   

    Unfortunately Adam’s first idea was that they were something to do with astroturf, and his next stab in the dark had him in a Chinese medicine shop.  No luck there, and the day was almost over before he found the importer and made the crucial discovery that you might find them sprinkled on Naan bread – rather than on a football pitch. 

    The importers were in Stanstead, but evil witch Katie refused to go all that way to buy them, and somehow Adam failed to find an Asian cash and carry any nearer, though Alan Sugar claimed there was one less than 10 minutes away.

    He then (rather pointedly, I have to say) enquired why they hadn’t asked the importer for a list of local stockists, and Adam claimed that they had asked, but been refused this information.  Sugar found this very hard to believe, and Ghazal (who had made the call) admitted that she hadn’t asked the question, so that was the end of that little deception.  So no Nigella seeds, and an £80 fine.  Remarkably, they still only lost by 97p, but Adam was still fired.   

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  • Hello to Hong Kong Diaries, which is in the fine tradition of blogs by foreigners coming over to Hong Kong and being delighted and horrified all at the same time.  We’re all so polite, apparently.

    I have removed Hotel Splendide as it seems to be closed for renovation.

  • Go to Pandora, and you will be greeted with this rather depressing message:

    Dear Pandora Visitor,

    We are deeply, deeply sorry to say that due to licensing constraints, we can no longer allow access to Pandora for most listeners located outside of the U.S. We will continue to work diligently to realize the vision of a truly global Pandora, but for the time being we are required to restrict its use. We are very sad to have to do this, but there is no other alternative.

    We believe that you are in Hong Kong

    Well, yes, I am.

    Pandora say that they will try to offer their service in more countries, but it seems safe to assume that Hong Kong will not be the first one they get to.  Or the second, or the third. Negotiating with record companies in each country is going to be a long, painful, process, and Hong Kong is just too small a market for them to even try.

    A few ago I wrote about DVD region codes and this prompted a debate between Spike and myself about whether I should be allowed to buy imported DVDs when there is a local distributor who owns the rights for Hong Kong.  My view is that if I buy a genuine/legal DVD then the producers of the film will get their cut, which they wouldn’t do if I download it or buy a pirate disc – and frankly I don’t care too much whether the local distributor gets his cut or not. 

    Clearly the same principles apply to recorded music, and so when the RIAA argued that Pandora should not be offering their service outside the USA there was no legal defence – and Pandora have been forced to stop them offering this service (BBC news).  I am tempted to point out the irony here, in that the members of the RIAA were getting money from Pandora in respect of listeners outside the United States, but the reality is that the record industry don’t approve of Pandora (and similar services) and so they will do anything they can to make it difficult for them to operate.  Apparently they believe that if they stop people listening to music for free, they will pay for it instead.  Yeah, right… 

    I have cancelled my subscription for emusic because if I can’t listen to music then I am not going to buy.  Yes, I know that I could probably use a proxy service to get access to Pandora, or use another service such as last.fm, but I think I’ve got the message that the record industry doesn’t want my money.   

  • I have criticized the Office of the Telecommunications Authority (OFTA) in the past for their spineless response to the Internet access problems experienced in Hong Kong at the end of last year (through to the middle of January).  Now one of their adjucations on an unrelated matter has been overturned by the Telecommunications (Competition Provisions) Appeal Board.  No, I’d never heard of them either.

    The story is that Hong Kong Broadband Network complained that PCCW were making misleading claims about the upload speed of their Netvigator broadband service.  PCCW’s ADSL (asymmetrical digital subscriber line) service has a maximum upload speed of around 640 kilobits per second, whereas HKBN use a fibre-optic network without the same limitation on upload speeds.  Hence 3mbps on ADSL and 3 mbps on fibre-optics aren’t quite the same thing, and HKBN think that consumers might be confused by the claims made by their competitors.  How thoughtful… 

    OFTA rejected the complaint, but HKBN appealed, and "won".  The judgement is available on the citb website (pdf), and you can see that at times they struggled with all the complexities of the Intraweb:

    PCCW will doubtless be slapped on the wrist for being so naughty, but they changed their advertising materials a long time ago, so it is all rather irrelevant.  Particularly because the complaint came from a competitor – who has also been the subject of complaints to OFTA for similar misleading statements (e.g. "Complaint against the Claimed Speed of Broadband Services provided by Hong Kong Broadband Network Limited – Outcome: Written Warning Issued").

    And the people who sell Broadband will carry on lying being selective with the facts just as long as it helps them to sign up a customer or two.  For example, iCable will tell you that they have faster connection speeds than PCCW, but the reality is that in the evening (when most people want to use the service) it can be painfully slow if any of your neighbours are online at the same time.  On the other hand, if you have Now Broadband TV (and PCCW try to get all their customers to sign-up) that consumes a lot of bandwidth, whereas using Cable TV does not affect the speed of broadband (as far as I know).  And so on…   

  • My comments on Friday about the UK version of The Apprentice elicited a couple of responses from people who obviously hate the whole concept of the show.

    Well, yes, I have to admit that there is plenty to dislike about the show, and if I didn’t love it I could quite easily hate it.  Trump himself is easy to dislike, and many of the contestants behave very badly in an effort to win.  However, being underhand and devious doesn’t really work, and if you look at the outcome, it really does seem that it is always one of the good guys who win.  Clearly this is showbiz rather a serious recruitment exercise, but it’s nowhere near as shallow as Big Brother or Survivor. 

    The move to Los Angeles does seem to have been made to help the ratings, and by a lucky coincidence they have a "mansion" complete with a pool and plenty of young and attractive contestants ready to dive in.  And, hey, here’s a task that involves designing swimwear.

    The gimmick this time round is that the winning team get the mansion and the pool whilst the losers are in the "back yard".  It’s close enough that they are able to look over a fence at the winning team frolicking in the pool (and, yes, there does seem to be quite a lot of frolicking) but they have to live in tents and use outdoor showers and cooking facilities. 

    The odd thing is that whereas it is hot and sunny by the pool, a few yards away it appears to be windy and cold.  How strange – could it possibly be that they are trying to make the back yard look much worse than it really is, for dramatic effect.  Surely not…

    In other news, We have lost Carolyn, fired from the Trump Organization for being so annoying (or something like that), and elderly retainer George, who seems to have been dropped from the show to make way for Master and Miss Trump.  The oddly-named Ivanka does bring something to the show, but what is the point of Donald Junior?  Maybe he’s there to make the contestants look good. 

    As per usual, we have a few "improvements" to the format.  The main one is that the winning project manager goes into the boardroom to help Trump decide who should be fired from the losing team, and keeps the job until the team loses.  Neither is quite as advantageous as it might first appear – in the boardroom you have to express an opinion without upsetting Trump, and continuing as PM means that before long all the other team members hate you.

    It’s also hard to escape the conclusion that they deliberately pick some contestants who have no chance of winning, so the early weeks involve them getting fired, and then whingeing about how terribly unfair it all is.  As luck would have it, many of these losers are lawyers, such as the bozo who made a promising start in the very first episode by standing around "supervising" whilst everyone else was hard at work putting up the tents. 

    Then in week 3 they came up with another innovation.  Arrow (who had won the first two tasks) were given the week off, and Kinetic were split into two groups to fight against each other.  Then after the results were announced, Michelle quit, citing the "hardship" of living in tents as one reason.   Only one contestant had done this before (though I do recall one coming close by telling Trump that he should be fired), and on that occasion both Carolyn and Trump were very sympathetic.  Not this time, he wasn’t, and we got a long diatribe about Trump not liking ‘quitters’.  In a later boardroom, he fired another contestant for admitting to being "white trash".

    Then they managed to engineer some conflict by forcing one team member to move from Kinetic to Arrow, and project manager James chose to get rid of Nicole, who (1) had just been saying how happy she was in this team, and (2) is in a relationship with fellow team member Tim.  She was not happy.

    OK, on reflection there’s plenty not to like.  But I fear I am still addicted.