McDonalds seem to be fighting a losing battle when it comes to convincing people that their food is healthy and nutitious. However, they aren’t about to give up.

In the Post Magazine today there’s a full page ad about their 100% beef patties. They say

Each shank of beef is processed by state-of-the-art equipment. Before all the all-beef patties are formed, McDonald’s blends the meat carefully to ensure that every patty contains an exact proportion of the flavorful marbling that creates a juicy burger.

Marbling? I think they mean fat.

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  1. BWG avatar

    By that logic, a person who eats at McDonald’s all the time could be referred to as a “flavorful marbling-ass”.

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