The NTSCMP website is getting larger and more confusing every day. Apart from attacks on the SCMP, we have a selection of other columnists (not all of whom can be George Adams) laying into almost anyone and everyone in Hong Kong. It’s good knockabout stuff, though one can’t help wondering whether an ignorance of the libel laws will prove to be an adequate defence if it ever comes to that.

The content is very variable – some of it is worth reading, but the sneering attitude that runs through everything quickly becomes tiresome. Hemlock, who I assume to be a contributor, does this kind of stuff quite well, but understands that the key is to limit himself to small doses. He can also be quite funny…

Having got a moderate amount of publicity from Hong Kong bloggers (as a result of Hemlock’s mention of the website resurfacing), George has now (inevitably) decided to go on the attack. He is promising “Blogwatch”, but gets in a pre-emptive strike that gives us a clue about what we can expect:

Back in 1995, when we staretd up this venture of ours to give the punters some cheap and innocent relief from the SCMP, people wrote things called e-zines. Some of them were sharp and funny. Most have gone the way of all cyberspace. Then, on a fateful day whilst I was off-air, the blog was invented. I quickly caught on with a certain type of Hong Kong coterie who were proud to be gwailo or derivatives of it. Hence some of the web addresses. To say that their material – and there is I think only one exception – sounds inward-looking, puerile and self-conscious is to beggar these terms indeed. What also amazes one is the use of the dynamic, liberating Internet medium to focus on drab words, drab layout and monochrome, non-moving, non-speaking slabs of narcotic blogorrhoea. Then the mediocrity is commented on and dissected as if it were a piece of Voltaire. Readers may have noticed that we do things eactly the other way round to the blog. Words have to be looked for on our opening pages, colours and pictures are up front. As ever, we are streets ahead. Even our enemies have to titter occasionally when they see our photo montage. Long live the Internet. Let’s hope the Mr Pooters of Hong Kong get back to Surbiton or Pittsburgh or wherever they have come from. Push-button publishing? Push off.

You can certainly say that most blogs have “Drab layout”, but personally I prefer that to the garish mess that is NTSCMP. Words and pictures are apparently arranged randomly on bright yellow pages, and it is not an easy to matter to find what is new. I reckon that if you don’t have much idea of page layout, it’s best to keep it simple and straightforward.

It’s hardly shock news that blogs are boring – what do you expect when someone decides to write about whatever interests them and stick it on the Internet? Of all people, George ought to understand that!

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6 responses to “NTSCMP”

  1. Phil avatar

    I have been deciding whether I want to have a go at this or not. For a man who spends so much effort making clear he is not “a blog” he really seems want to spend even more effort rubbishing them.
    Some of the (we)blogs on our various links lists are not weblogs at all but journals and diaries. GekkeaNNa for example, who is a personal friend of mine, is not writing a blog for the masses and chasing traffic in the same way, for example, I obviously do. It would be nice if (dr.) adams was a little more specific. If he can slate magazines and newspapers by name then he can name individial web sites too. If I am on his list of inisipid reads then I want to know so I can join in the party rather than read vague generalisations.
    I was an avid reader of NTSCMP from the beginning. This is the first time I have seen the non-doctor (anyone get that) not name names!!!

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  2. Chris avatar

    He just wants to stir up controversy, and thereby get publicity. There was mention of some specific blogs in the ‘Bore of the Year’ section of NTSCMP:

    He listed the leading contenders for Hong Kong’s Most Unreadable Blog: gekkeaNNa, for being unable to spell or punctuate. The Mourning After, for updating only every four months. And byoi, for posting what appears to be homework by someone attending creative writing classes. “The winner, by a narrow margin,” intoned the doctor, “is Big White Guy, for cutting and pasting every SCMP story on outbreaks of illness, and for telling readers all about the perfume he bought his wife Mabel.”

    However, as usual with NTSCMP, it’s not clear whether this is George’s opinion or someone else’s.

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  3. Ron avatar

    I think the four in the “blogman located” picture are what NTSCMP considers [regular and daily updated] blogs. But it is a wonder why they left out say Chris, Eyal, Shaky, and Simon [alphabetically] who also contribute and update daily.
    We already know what NTSCMP thinks about Big White Guy, but the others? I mean Conrad and Phil are like Kings of Hong Kong blogs and so is Hemlock.
    Somehow, GD, FC, and BWG should not be in the same category, or one would think so.
    And to see See Lai in the list?!? I can do nothing but scratch my head. Should I take that as a compliment or should I cry?
    Cheers!

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  4. Chris avatar

    I assume he knows about your blog because you commented on NTSCMP and he picked up on the reference. You do work quite hard to publicise Lai See!
    However, I feel there is a degree of randomness involved with many aspects of NTSCMP (not least the design).

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  5. BWG avatar

    NTSCMP is a waste of bandwidth.
    Instead of concentrating on producing good satire (which it has yet to do – Conrad has been far wittier), the Doctor, et al (if they even exist) seem intent only on attacking people in the lame hopes of gaining traffic.
    Any time someone proves NTSCMP wrong it quickly removes all references and goes back to congratulating itself on how wonderful it is.

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  6. Chris avatar

    Yes, there has been a lamentable lack of satire. I’ve actually given up reading it regularly and just have a quick check every week or so to see whether there’s anything interesting or noteworthy. I’m not bothering to comment here because there’s nothing to say.
    The funniest part, as you say, is that although he loves to dish it out, he runs away and sulks when people have a go back at him.

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